A Pittsburgh Handyman, | ||
I BUILD SOLID SWING SETS! | ||
Your kids want a big swing set? Buy one at the store and go crazy assembling it! And your set will be made of cedar. And CEDAR SUCKS!
Or let me BUILD you a new set. My sets are SOLID! You can climb up in there with your kids! Click Here | ||
TV Wall Mounts! | ||
This is one job that you gotta do RIGHT! Optional wire hiding, too! FREE shopping tips!Click Here | ||
Ceiling Fans! | ||
One over your bed is the BEST! One in your bathroom is good when you're damp! FREE shopping tips!Click Here | ||
ASSEMBLIES! | ||
You can do it yourself and save some money. But you'll spend that money on Tylenol, bourbon, and marriage counseling. I LOVE to assemble things! You HATE it! Let's talk! Click Here | ||
Sheds! | ||
...IF you let me build it on a Solid Floor! | ||
NEVER assemble a shed right on the ground! Most floor Kits are NOT good enough! Do this and you won't even need their optional floor kit! Click Here | ||
I Install Fireplace Mantels! | ||
Buy your mantel anywhere you want. I will install it for you! Just the shelf or full surround. Brick walls not a problem. Sorry, I only work with wood; not marble, stone, etc. | ||
Dryer Vents! | ||
Let Me Clean Your Dryer VentIs your dryer taking longer than it used to? It's not because it's getting old! You're just making it work harder! Let me clean your dryer vent. WAY Cheaper Than A House Fire!!! | A better idea:Don't just CLEAN your dryer vent! Let me REPLACE it with one that WILL NOT BURN!!! Click Here | |
Gazebos | ||
Gazebos are cool! Really! Shady, breezy, bug free, and cheaper than a back porch roof. Winter take-down service, too. Click Here | ||
Gutter Fillers!Let me clean your gutters ONE LAST TIME!!!! How can leaves get in your gutters if your gutters are already filled with my fillers?? | ||
You Can't Sell Your Home? | ||
It's not the economy. That's a big part of it, of course, but that can't be all of it. You see other houses moving. Why not yours? I know WHY. I can TELL you why... Click Here | ||
Nobody EVER Has Enough Storage! | ||
You don't have to go this far, but I can help. I CAN GET YOUR CAR BACK IN YOUR GARAGE WHERE IT BELONGS! How much space are you wasting in your basement? How easy is it to get into your attic? CAN you get into your attic? Click Here | ||
Kitchen Jobs | ||
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Bath Jobs | ||
You don't have $10,000 for a complete do-over? But there are MANY easy improvements. Grandma found a new grab bar? And pulled out the TP holder? No Outlet? How do you dry your hair? Click Here | ||
Safety | ||
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Decorating | ||
Wallpaper Removal!You started it. You can't finish it. You can't leave it like this. Call me! Click Here | ||
Hanging Things! | ||
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Odd Jobs | ||
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My RatesSome jobs (swing sets, dryer vents, TV mounts, fans) have fixed prices. See their respective pages. Everything else falls under this schedule: The minimum charge is $98, which covers the first two hours. Plus, there may be a distance charge. I live near Ross Park Mall. If you live out as far as Monroeville, Cranberry, Robinson, or Mt. Lebanon, there is a service call fee. | ||
Sincerely, |
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