A Pittsburgh Handyman,
With A Few Specialties...


I LOVE To Assemble Furniture!


Don't Be THIS Guy!

I have assembled things people bought and then never got around to assembling. One woman was going to have her son do it, but when her son came to visit, she would rather spend his time visiting. She called me after FOUR years!

I have completed jobs that people started themselves and then gave up on. I always have to undo a few mistakes. Usually, they lose some small parts. One time, THEY LOST THE BOOK! But I figured it out!

One woman took an entire day to assemble a night stand. She was so frustrated that she decided NOT to attempt the seven-foot bookcase. She was shocked when I finished it in 45 minutes.


Did you buy a book at IKEA?

I can assemble it for you so you can read it!



Go buy a computer desk, a microwave cart, a bookshelf, or anything else.

Buy anything that comes with a big bag of small parts.

Buy anything that comes with an instruction manual written by somebody who is still learning English!

You can be BOLD, because YOU are not the person who will have to assemble it! Let ME assemble it for you!


My Rates

There is a minimum charge of $99 which includes the first two hours.

It takes less than an hour to assemble a book shelf, and it can take two hours to assemble a chest of drawers.

After that, the rate drops to $39 per hour. It can take three or four hours to assemble some desks.

Plus, there may be a distance charge. I live near Ross Park Mall. If you live out as far as Monroeville, Cranberry, Robinson, or Mt. Lebanon, there is a service call fee.

I take cash (of course), checks, and credit / debit cards (Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and Amex).


Don't pay the store for assembly!

My rates are less, and they can take two weeks to get to you.

Don't pay the store for delivery.

If you can't get it home yourself, I can help. I'll meet you at the store and pick it up with you. My hourly rate is always less than the store's MINIMUM delivery charge! And you won't have to schedule both delivery and assembly.

Call Me!

Do it yourself and go crazy. Or call me and go golfing! Or go shopping!

I will NEVER say, I'll be there sometime between 8 and 5!


Registered Home Improvement Contractor
with the PA Attorney General: PA077766


Copyright Kenneth R. Whitaker 2020

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