A Pittsburgh Handyman,
The PRE-PRE-Season Has Begun!!!!
Place a Pre-Season order, and reserve your spot in line for the new year.
We normally ask half down and half when complete. But during the pre-season, we only ask for a quarter down.
But through January, it's not even PRE-Season yet! It's PRE-PRE-Season!The website is still showing LAST YEAR'S PRICES!
January: Pre-Pre-Season: Last year's prices and only 25% down.
It all starts with an email.
Your kids want a big swing set?
Buy one at the store and go crazy assembling it!
And your set will be made of cedar. And CEDAR SUCKS!
Or let me BUILD you a new set.
My sets are SOLID!
You can climb up in there with your kids!
Many styles and finishes,
TV Wall Mounts!
This is one job that you gotta do RIGHT!
Optional wire hiding, too!
FREE shopping tips!
One over your bed is the BEST!
One in your bathroom is good when you're damp!
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You can do it yourself and save some money. But you'll spend that money on Tylenol, bourbon, and marriage counseling.
I LOVE to assemble things! You HATE it! Let's talk!
...IF you let me build it on a Solid Floor!
|NEVER assemble a shed right on the ground!|
Most floor Kits are NOT good enough!
Do this and you won't even need their optional floor kit!
Let Me Clean Your Dryer Vent
Is your dryer taking longer than it used to? It's not because it's getting old!
You're just making it work harder!
Let me clean your dryer vent.
WAY Cheaper Than A House Fire!!!
A better idea:
Don't just CLEAN your dryer vent!
Let me REPLACE it with one that WILL NOT BURN!!!
You gotta take it down for the winter, or Mother Nature will do it for you!
You just remove the canvas. The frame stays up.
I can take it down for you, and replace it in the spring.
You Can't Sell Your Home?
It's not the economy. That's a big part of it, of course, but that can't be all of it.
You see other houses moving. Why not yours?
I know WHY. I can TELL you why...
Nobody EVER Has Enough Storage!
You don't have to go this far, but I can help.
I CAN GET YOUR CAR BACK IN YOUR GARAGE WHERE IT BELONGS!
How much space are you wasting in your basement?
How easy is it to get into your attic? CAN you get into your attic?
You don't have $10,000 for a complete do-over? But there are MANY easy improvements.
Grandma found a new grab bar? And pulled out the TP holder?
No Outlet? How do you dry your hair?
You started it.
You can't finish it.
You can't leave it like this.
Some jobs (swing sets, dryer vents, TV mounts, fans) have fixed prices. See their respective pages.
Everything else falls under the hourly rate schedule.
There is a minimum charge of $99, which includes the first two hours.
After that, there is an hourly charge of $39 per hour, by quarter hours.
Plus, there may be a distance charge. I live near Ross Park Mall. If you live out as far as Monroeville, Cranberry, Robinson, or Mt. Lebanon, there is a service call fee.